so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"it" just moved
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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