just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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