these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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