JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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