i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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