there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The struggles of a small town man whore
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
