in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You may now shotgun with the bride
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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