i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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