so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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