Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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