So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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