I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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