How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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