watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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