Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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