girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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