didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
