I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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