he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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