you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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