ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We need to rekindle our bromance
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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