Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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