check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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