Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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