omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
