Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
