I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
wow bdsm is so cute
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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