If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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