oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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