does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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