is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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