Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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