im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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