Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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