I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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