I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
