I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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