If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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