he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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