Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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