He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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