Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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