brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
