Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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