My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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