I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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