Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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