no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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