You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
