these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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