he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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