Whod you bang
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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